This Christmas we triple dog dare you! The Visalia Players at The Ice House Theater present the stage play ‘A Christmas Story’ based on the 1983 movie starring Peter Billingsley. Join Ralphie Parker on his quest to find the ultimate Christmas gift: a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right into the stock! Ralphie makes his case to anyone who will listen, even to Santa Claus himself, only to hear the infamous words: “You’ll shoot your eye out!” The show runs December 3-19. Tickets are now available at visaliaplayers.org.

Show dates: Dec 3, 4, 10, 11, 17, and 18 at 7:30pm ; Dec 5, 12, and 19 at 2:00pm.